Bizzarre!

I just came across something so bizarre it's knocking off my socks completely. I have Facebook connections who set up individual Facebook pages for their dogs. Don't get me wrong, I have nought against pets and I particularly love dogs and if you've been stalking me for a while you would have caught snippets of our family mutt scattered around this blog.

Anyway, I know some people set up Dog Pages so that they can give a life and identity to their beloved doggie and I think while that's not exactly normal sane human behavior, it is kinda cute in a weird way. They hook up with other Dog Pages and there your pet can live an online life through you, frankly I don't think the dog gives a skinny kitten's ass if he has a Facebook page, never mind if he has fans / friends on that page. In fact, back in the heat of novelty, I too created two such pages dedicated to two dogs but they are defunct now and I do not, I repeat, I do not have conversations with myself posing as a dog.

What bothers me to the point of doubting someones sanity is when they 'talk' on behalf of their dogs (as in post status on behalf of the dog) and then, get this ... they reply as themselves, the dog owner. Heaven knows I am so freaking tempted to screen capture and show the dialogs here and tickle my readers high but I shall not as i still do value these crazy connections I have. I can't resist mocking them here though.

Here's a modified example of what I saw on a wall, names changed to protect the demented:

Dog Wall Status: Hmmm I am so hungry, wonder what will mummy be feeding me later? *woof*
Owner Replies: U are so naughty, u just ate bone snacks and u're already hungry? Such a piggy glutton of a dog you are ^_^

Dog Wall Status: Yay mummy's home from work!!! *wag tail*
Owner Replies: Aaaawww you're such a darling puppy *muax*

Ok, cute to death right? Fine. Maybe one sees this as a platform to explore and express one's scriptwriting or creative writing skills and I can see how this will come in really useful in a Sunday school puppet show or to fulfill some dreams of writing children's books. But on Facebook, for the benefit of your adult friends? Maybe it's just me; maybe I'm too dense to appreciate this kinda creative banter.


And ... dig this, some of these people manage more than one Dog pages; actively. I wonder if these people are simply so high on themselves or they just have absolutely no useful and purposeful agenda in life whatsoever that they have to simulate imaginary conversations with their pets on a public social media platform. Oh gosshhhhhh ...... *pengsan*

Tell me it's not me that's weird or is this some kinda new current trend I'm missing out on??? Is it? Is it???

F**k the Duck???

My dear funny hubby, knowing how badly I need a mid-morning laugh, sent this to me .... look at the item with the price of Euro 10.80.

I have no idea how and where he stumbled upon it. This picture is a page from a menu from a Chinese restaurant somewhere in Europe, probably owned by some Chinese immigrant with really iffy literal English translation skills!

As we are not experts in Chinese cuisine and we can't read the Chinese characters, we made some inquries and apparently it's supposed to say "kon pow ngap chai" which means "dry the little duckling till it explode". Seriously, I can't decide which translation makes more sense. Either way I can imagine this will stir some really unpleasant sentiments among animal activists!

Anyway, I can't help feeling so darn curious; I would love to have a bite of this delicacy, if anyone knows where I can find it in KL/PJ?

An Obstruction of the Weird Kind

I'm going to start the weekend by officially announcing that my baby bump is now so big that I cannot see my own $%&@ anymore! So should I start visiting Strip or go green and cultivate a forest? Or take my chances and just shave in the blind? Haha :D I've been dreading this day though I knew it was going to come sooner or later. Oh well. Sigh.

Hey, Got Any Grapes?

This sent me into fits of crazy giggles, it's such an amazingly irritating, annoying piece of work that's ironically catchy, cute and addictive at the same time! Genius.



Damn funny right?

Get the guitar tab and lyrics here and go on and annoy someone with it! Or stage a puppet show to entertain kids :)

* Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away .. *

I Will Do Anything for 'Laughs'

Taadaa .. here is the second super bodoh and hilarious 'literal' music video ...



Meat Loaf: Literal Video Version (Anything For Love) ... have a good laugh everyone :)

See the first vid I posted, which is #1 in my list: Total Eclipse On Humor

Total Eclipse on Humor!

Hubby showed me this some weeks back and I can't get over how hilarious it is. Read the lyrics and listen to the song properly :P



I still laugh to myself whenever I think about it... *giggle* WTF???

The Meatloaf one is just as good, I'll post that up another day.